Weird Science (1985)

Just in case you haven't noticed, I've been watching a lot of teen movies from the 80s and 90s lately, partially because I don't have a lot of time and these movies are fairly short, partially because they've been on my list forever. Weird Science is one of those, and it ended up there because it's a John Hughes film. 

The story follows Gary (Anthony Michael Hall) and Wyatt (Ilan Mitchell-Smith), two very unpopular high school nerds who are not accepted by their peers — while the girls ignore them, the boys bully and embarrass them. One night, they are watching Frankenstein on the TV and they come up with the idea of creating their own creature using a computer program, only instead of a monster they want to create a gorgeous woman who can help them socially. Their experiment proves successful, and they create their perfect woman, Lisa (Kelly LeBrock). 

It comes without saying that the premise is incredibly stupid and, unfortunately, as the story progresses, it doesn't get any better. It's just idiocy after another, a plot hole followed by an even bigger plot hole, and overall nothing but a misogynist teen fantasy that bored me to death. 

The characters are perhaps even worse than the plot as every single one of them has no depth nor development. Furthermore, the leading duo, Gary and Wyatt, couldn't be anymore unlikeable than that. Actually, they can as they are pretty annoying and unlikeable at the beginning, and become more and more annoying as the film moves forward — if you have read my review of Ferris Bueller's Day Off, you know I didn't particularly like the character of Ferris because of Broderick, but Broderick was way more likeable than these two — as they do something bad, eventually realise it but don't stop a moment to reflect on what they did. As for the antagonist, Gary's brother (played by Bill Paxton) is nothing but the typical evil big brother who acts like a douche and makes his brother's life a living hell. And yet he is the most sympathetic character in the film. The fact that Bill Paxton gives a hilarious, over-the-top performance surely helps.

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As for the comedy, apart from Paxton's performance, we don't get much of it. The humour is just lazy and stupid as most of the jokes are predictable and therefore dull and the gags aren't anything special. I have to say that, given the premise, the humour wasn't nearly as vulgar as I thought it'd be.

The film has some nice cameos though, one being from Vernon Wells who reprises his Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior role. Unfortunately, this, Paxton, some funny moments and the fact that the leading actors were actual teenagers aren't enough to make of Weird Science a solid and entertaining film. If anything, it's just a huge disappointment as I was not expecting something this stupid and lazy from John Hughes.

10 comments :

  1. Weird Science is such a bro movie. I find it really offputting.

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    1. If I bothered reading the plot I would have never watched this

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  2. It is a bro film and maybe more lowbrow than some of Hughes' other films but I enjoy it. Plus, it's just now weird seeing Robert Downey Jr. in what he looked like then and then watch him in a film from the MCU!!!!!!

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    1. So true! And it also made me realize what a wonderful job Marvel did when they made teenage Tony Stark.

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  3. I admit to kinda having a soft spot for Weird Science despite knowing this undeniable truth - it's not a very good movie! LOL

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    1. Don’t worry, there’s always one bad movie each one of us has a soft spot for.

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  4. Not a perfect movie, not at all, but for me it's still a cult anyways. :)
    And it also inspired a great Aerosmith videoclip (https://youtu.be/HaC0s-FP-r4)!

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    1. The videoclip is pretty awesome, I have to admit it.

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  5. I saw this a few times back in the 80s and liked it, but I was merely a teenage boy, then. Not sure what I would think of it now. I may go back and revisit it, but I fear I may not like it as much now for all the reasons you give.

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    1. I hate when that happens, rewatching a movie I loved when I was younger and ending up hating it.

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